Guild of Shepherds & Collies

10 Signs You Like Dogs More Than People


The first step is admittance...


1. Your dog eats better than you do - no grains, no GMOs, no preservatives. Only the best for them. For you, well, what time does Subway open again?


2. If you have a significant other, they best give you your sleeping space - but you will literally hang off the bed if your pup looks comfy.

3. When's your friend's birthday again? Not quite sure. But you know your dog's birthday and definitely celebrate it!

4. When you come home after interacting with any other dogs, you feel guilty. I mean, you don't want your pup thinking you stepped out on them - you would never!

5. Heaven forbid if someone utters an ill word about your pup. They're dead to you. When they say you don't talk about family, they obviously meant dogs too.

6. You are desensitized to humans getting hurt on TV or in the movies, but if something happens to a dog in any scene, you probably cry, turn it off, and/or storm out.

7. You may or may not have children of your own, but it really doesn't matter either way because you have a million pictures of your dog on your phone/ social media accounts, and you show them off with pride. You almost don't even notice the eye-rolls anymore.

8. After a long, hard day when no one else can comfort you, sometimes all you need is a hug from your dog. They always know when you need some love and will never judge you when you're being a big baby.

9. You have tons of nicknames for your dog, some may not even be coherent words, just a string of syllables and sound effects. They get it, you're sure, so who cares if anyone else does.
10. No matter how stressful your work day or how bad that commute home was, it's always better when you get that super-excited greeting from your dog. It makes it all worth it.


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